do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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