he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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