theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Randomize
