sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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