Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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