someone owes me an orgasm
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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