She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
