Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
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