Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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