fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Randomize
