have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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