Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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