Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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