I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Do plants get herpes?
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