So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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