I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
found the other keg... it's in the tree
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Randomize
