What a fucking waste of an outfit
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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