Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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