the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I think I sprained my soul last night
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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