apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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