He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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