So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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