i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Randomize
