What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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