just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Will exercising make me less horny?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
