good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Randomize
