New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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