Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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