I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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