Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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