OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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