And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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