In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
ok first of all what the fuck
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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