Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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