I don't think brook has ever known best
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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