somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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