Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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