new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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