Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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