Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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