He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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