Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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