He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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