They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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