Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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