I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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