do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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