She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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