another moral hangover. fuck.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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