Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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