His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize