Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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