She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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