question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
do herpes really smell.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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