I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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