he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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