if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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