Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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