Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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