how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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